DNARFL Fantasy Recaps

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources - Dec 22, 2008) In a week 16 DNARFL battle, DRAKE'S CAKES beat a strong KENILWORTH KILLERS team by a score of 66 to 54, extending the winning streak for DRAKE'S CAKES to 4 games.

Stephen Gostkowski

DRAKE'S CAKES were led to their 12 point victory by a 21 point effort from Stephen Gostkowski, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 4 field goals made and 5 extra points. With this performance, Gostkowski was the number 1 ranked place kicker for week 16. They also got help from a 12 point effort from the Dallas Cowboys Defensive Team.

"We snatched victory out of the jaws of defeat," DRAKE'S CAKES coach RICH PITTA said.

KENILWORTH KILLERS were helped out in a losing cause by a 15 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 260 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Vincent Jackson, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 111 receiving yards.

"They caught us on an off night," KENILWORTH KILLERS coach LUIS VERDIA said.

Causing further embarrassment, KENILWORTH KILLERS could have scored 80 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but LUIS VERDIA left key players like Justin Gage and his corresponding 15 points on the bench.

DRAKE'S CAKES took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 7 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 16.

This brings the record for DRAKE'S CAKES to 10-4, and drops KENILWORTH KILLERS to a record of 8-6.

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources - Dec 22, 2008) In a week 16 DNARFL classic, PARK PUSSIES embarrassed a hapless KEARNY KINGS team by a score of 114 to 69, extending the winning streak for PARK PUSSIES to 4 games. With their 114 points, PARK PUSSIES is now the proud record-holder of the 20th-highest weekly point total in league history.

DeAngelo Williams

PARK PUSSIES were led to their 45 point victory by a 45 point effort from DeAngelo Williams, who beat the New York Giants defense for 108 rushing yards and 4 rushing TDs. With this performance, Williams was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 16. In addition, Williams entered the DNARFL Hall Of Fame with this performance as the 8th-ranked individual weekly player score in league history. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Chad Pennington, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 235 passing yards and 3 passing TDs.

"This team always seems to find a way to win," PARK PUSSIES coach PAUL SAINZ said.

KEARNY KINGS were helped out in a losing cause by a 25 point effort from Jay Cutler, who tore apart the Buffalo Bills defense for 359 passing yards in addition to 30 rushing yards. With this performance, Cutler was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 16. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Reggie Wayne, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 108 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

"They've had our number all season," KEARNY KINGS coach RAY LAGO said.

Compounding the issue, KEARNY KINGS could have scored 116 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but RAY LAGO left key players like Johnnie Lee Higgins and his corresponding 30 points on the bench.

This brings the record for PARK PUSSIES to 10-4, and drops KEARNY KINGS to a record of 9-5.