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| VAN BUREN ST WINOS | 
Date Thu Nov 20 10:51:21 a.m. ET 2008
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| The glorious comeback of the Winos continued this past week with their win over the outmanned cowpokes of Harlem. After the game, the Great One le petit general Jose de los pantelones cortos Silva ran out onto the field to accept congratulatory adulation from his cowlick counterpart, only to find the cowboy coach had already retired from the field of battle. Word later came back, via league reporter Charlie Freitas, that the coach was caught in the bowels of Rio Tinto Stadium, engaged in a phone conference with Democratic leaders Reid, Pelosi and none other than Obama himself, begging to give him a place in the new presidential cabinet. "I can't even beat the Winos, PLEASE take me from this league and give me a post in your radically liberal cabinet, as everyone knows I have been a loyal leftist all my life", he was quoted as saying. Sad turn of events, indeed. Meanwhile, le petit general pointed out, as he was carried from the field by his adoring fans and players, that the final push has begun with league play now finishing with head to head division games. "We are just hitting our stride at the right time. All teams in my division will kneel before our onslaught. I am truely 'The Special One'". Can anyone deny this??? |
| SEALAND BULLDOGS |
Date Thu Nov 20 8:15:31 p.m. ET 2008
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| SPECIAL MY ASS |
| PHILADELPHIA BALL&CHAINS |
Date Thu Nov 20 10:57:22 p.m. ET 2008
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| After fifteen years of first round picks, it's about time he made it to first place. |
| CLARK COWBOYS |
Date Sat Nov 22 11:16:49 p.m. ET 2008
Edited Sat Nov 22 11:19:51 p.m. ET 2008
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| Yes, the Little General is Special, all right...the way Jerry's Kids are Special. As for Freitas' claim of Cowboy Roy calling the Dems - he forgets the old adage, which the Cowboys Coach adheres to: Keep your freinds close, but your enemies closer...there is method to any madness Coach Roy seems to show. Furthermore, yes, the Little General was carried off the field on the shoulders of adoring fans and players, who did not want the lil' feller trampled underfoot by the massive crowds. After all, he still had to sign the player's checks; and as for the fans, after every win El Pequeno opens the doors to his wine cellar and hands out free drinks, so naturally it was in their interest to help the players keep the Diminutive One safe and sound, at least until the booze was flowing freely. After which the Hairy Hobbit was unceremoniously dumped on the dirt floor. Still and all, the Winos Coach wept with happiness at being in the unacustomed position of being in first place in his division, and of actually having a credible shot at either the Super Bowl or the Toilet Bowl. Not bad for an old sot! |